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Cornish Oxo freak

Stephen Kay, 39, used to be a fat bastard, but over the last year all he's eaten is Oxo. He now weighs 15.2 stone, down from 31.5.

The dad-of-three devised his own diet made up of Oxo stock cubes, topped up with fruit and veg.

His nagging wife Caroline would make his 'meals' using a bowl of hot water, two Oxo cubes and a slice of bread.

"I'm just glad I can eat normally now," said Stephen, "living with that nagging bitch is worse than prison!"

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