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KFC: Hiring the dregs of society

Yet again the staff at the local KFC have proved to be the closest thing we have to the missing link with sub-human inteligence and an inept ability to get everything wrong.

As fast food goes, it's not that hard to get right, but the Rydon Land Kentucky manages time after time to fuck up any and all orders.

Want beans with that? Tough, you get coleslaw. Want a Tower? Ha, fat chance. You'll pay the same but get get much less than you bargained for.

Back to Burger King next time.