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"Newspapers are lying bastards!"

Heather Mills McCartney is suing the newspapers who upset her by printing 'false, damaging and immensely upsetting' claims about her divorce with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney.

We find the idea that news sources could possibly lie and make up stories offending, although in some cases, she may have a point.

She is taking action against the Daily Mail and London Evening Standard, adding she will be including The Sun in the list at a later date.

Claims of a £30 million divorce settlement pushed her over the edge and was seen running into the offices of the Associated Press with a sharpened cricket bat.

Lady McCartney was last seen being sedated in the foyer, before being carted away in an Volkswagen.

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