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Have you seen this shit?

This man is wanted by British Transport Police for making fudge dragons on at least 30 trains since August causing over £60,000 worth of damage.

He waits until he is alone before curling out a mud monkey in the carriage and smearing all about the place.

"There is no particular pattern as to when he appears," said Detective Constable Donna Fox. "If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately."

No shit.

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