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Madonna's brown baby reposessed

Madonna seems to have made a rather large oversight in her adoption of an orphan in the fact that it already has parents.

The father of the 13-month-old claims he only lent Madonna his child for a photo shoot and was unaware of any plans for the singer to adopt the child.

"It was more of a loan" said the father, "If I'd been told she wanted to adopt my son and make him her own I wouldn't have agreed to it. I'm only now realising the meaning of adoption."

Angelina Jolie is said to have been in talks with Madonna after her recent adoption of a child from Cambodia, explaining that it's always best to find an orphan that doesn't have any parents.

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