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Addicts told 'stop using heroin'

17/02/10 - 0 comments

After a London heroin user was found to have tested positive for anthrax the Health Protection Agency have advised "to cease taking heroin by any route, if at all possible".

Dr Brian McCloskey, from the HPA, said: "While public health investigations are ongoing, it must be assumed that all heroin in London carries the risk of anthrax contamination."

So there you have it. If you are addicted to heroin and live in London you should stop being addicted straight away. Simple when you put it like that.

The HPA have since announced that murderers should stop killing people as being murdered may be hazardous to the health of the victims. Failing that you should at least move out of Plymouth.

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