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Time for a panda cull says Packham
0 commentsBBC wildlife presenter Chris Packham has come out stating that the symbol of the WWF, the Panda is a doomed species and we should let go of our sentimental conservationism.
Speaking to the Radio Times he said "Here's a species that, of its own accord, has gone down an evolutionary cul-de-sac. It's not a strong species. Unfortunately, pandas are big and cute and a symbol of the World Wildlife Fund".
Packham says that these cuddly bears are sapping resources that could be spent on more helpful animals that don't mind putting out once in a while for the god of the species.
"I reckon we should pull the plug. Let them go, with a degree of dignity".
He stopped short of calling for an out and out cull of the animals, instead favouring the round-up and extermination of the countries civil servants.
"Go into the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs with a flamethrower and torch all of the stupid bureaucracy that dogs our farmers".
We don't think they'd make such nice hats though, do you?
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