London quarantined after zombie outbreak
2 commentsLondon has been completely sealed off after cases of mutated swine flu causing minor zombification.
Initial reports state that "this virus is able to restart the heart of it's victim for up to two hours after the initial demise". Patients have been known to become increasingly agitated and violent, believed to be caused by a "combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during 'resurrection'."
The World Health Organisation has quarantined the major airports to stop the spread of this mutated strain of N1H1, known as N1Z1, and raised the alert to phase six, the highest, advising governments to activate pandemic contingency plans.
"If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others."
So far this outbreak seems limited to London, in the the UK, although Mexico has had 12 confirmed cases of zombies since the pandemic began.
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