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No love for Recycling Sheriff

Since his instatement in August, the Teignbridge Council Recycling Sheriff has not been called once to deal with any refuse related issues, after asking for information about the down dirty outlaws who ain't recycling.

Only one call has been received so far on the hot-line, from somebody outside the Teignbridge area accusing the council of resorting to Big Brother scare tactics.

When recently asked what he would do if he found out about someone not recycling, the sheriff replied through gritted teeth, whilst smoking a cigar, "We would go and have a chat with them and find out if there was a reason they were not recycling", later adding "Prosecution is the furthest thing from our minds".

It's thought this kinda of intimidation has brought communities together to protect themselves from this tyrant, who demands thousands in ransom, like some kind of modern day Texas Pete.

If only SuperTed were here, he'd save them.

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