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15/04/09 - 1 comment

The MET office have issued severe weather warnings for the Devon and Cornwall borderlands with thundery downpours in the afternoon and evening.

They warn that there is an 80% chance of "severe weather" in the next few hours.

"Thundery downpours are likely at times this afternoon and into the evening across west Devon and Cornwall. 15mm of rain is likely in 3 hours in places."

Reports of a grey haired man building a massive boat near Paignton Zoo are unconfirmed.

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It won't be raining inside - don't go outside if you think your skin may not be waterproof. Better still don't dare go outside ever, for fear of mixing with the environment. Much better to interface with your Spectrum / Plectrum / Scrotum.
Bob - 16/04/2009 14:26
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