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Is this gormless idiot Jesus?

Our survey said 'No', but Chris DeBurgh believes he has the gift of healing hands.

After a mere 20 minutes of stoking the leg of a fellow golfer, who had seriously hurt his leg in an accident, the man was able to get up and walk away.

He said his musical work meant he was "connected very strongly" to his hands, although we're guessing after 20 minutes with DeBurgh groping your leg even a leper would make a reasonable attempt at escape.

The 57-year-old crooner, whose hits include Tender hands, went on to completely contradict himself by saying "Where people are desperate, I believe there is all-encompassing strength that we can find".

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