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What's pink and hard?

26/02/09 - 0 comments

A pig with a tattoo, but for one poor 23-year-old Dominican lad who presented doctors with his engorged member it wasn't a laughing matter.

According to reports, the man admits to have downed a few "sexual stimulants" with an amount of alcohol in preparation of an intimate sexual encounter.

One of the doctors who later treated him at the local hospital said: "We carried out the usual treatments to encourage the penis to soften, but didn't manage to obtain the desired result."

It appears that after 6 days the man was released from hospital in a still erect state, saying that if it didn't go down soon, they would have to consider surgery to alleviate the problem.

Ouch!

We still don't know if it's gone down yet, but the prospect of a surgeon heading 'down town' with a scalpel has to be enough to put anyone off...

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