Under 1000 hours to go
0 commentsWell, we thought it would all be over by now, but it seems that the tests run beneath the French/Swiss border today were unlikely to destroy the planet or even destroy the French.
It turns out the first planned collision is scheduled for the 21st of October, over a month away, so consider this fair warning.
We suggest this time you take advantage of this window of opportunity. Take your best mate's hot girlfriend out for a drink and make your move on her, borrow half a million quid from the mafia, spend it on heroine and inject it in to your eyeballs. Go on, do something stupid and don't worry about the consequences. Women, why not try a black man on for size. You know you always wanted too.
If we do this right it'll be a global party for the next 40 days getting more and more intense as we get closer to D-day. Remember, you've only got 3 and a half million seconds left to live. How are you going to use them?
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