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A man in Scotland has recently been told he will be become a granddad at the tender age of 30, after becoming a dad when he was only 14.

As we said only a week ago more and more promiscuous teenagers are having kids and destroying our planet.

Ged Fulton, who's 29 at the moment, will become Scotland's youngest granddad when his first grandchild is born in February. He has 2 other children, girls aged 7 and 13, who are bound to be popping them out any time soon.

Ged set a fine example for his children to follow as he, and his son, managed to knock up 18 year old women, when he was told the shocking news he was so drunk he didn't remember the phone call the next day.

It was only when his work mates were ribbing him about becoming a granddad that he called the child's mother and found out.

Of his own parenting skills Ged said: "I started going out drinking and smoking after the baby was born. I don't think I was ready to be a full-time dad.

"I don't think anybody of that age is — but Sean is showing a great deal of maturity. I reckon he'll see the baby every day. I think he'll be a good father."

Ged is expecting to become a great granddad at 45 and a great-great granddad by 60, when most people are just becoming grandparents, that's unless at least one of his family learn to keep their cocks in their pants.

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