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Unorthodox contraception

Northampton General Hospital have started giving rather unusual family planning advice in an attempt to keep the local population down.

In a last ditch attempt to stop chavs reproducing they are being told to have bumsex instead of the old fashioned intercourse.

A spokeman for the hospital said that they were giving locals a simply rhyme to help them remember what to do: "One up the bum, no harm done".

It was thought that this method of contraception would not go down well, but one of the counselors said "knowing these dirty slags they'll probably love it".