Lawnmowerman arrested

27/07/08 -

Lawnmowers everywhere are quaking in their sheds this morning after news has come in of a 56-year-old American who shot his with a sawn-off shotgun after it would not start.

While witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking and he told the police who arrived on the scene "It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want."

The BBC have been kind enough to point out that having been shot at close range may affected his statutory rights as: "Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty".

No shit.

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