OMFG! A sword!
0 commentsThe Echo seems to be completely unable to fathom how, after it's extensive and fucking pointless campaign, people could still have these deadly weapons in their homes.
Local plod and firearms officers turned up at an address in Albion Road, Exmouth, this morning around midnight, after a conscientious member of the public reported finding a samurai sword in a communal passage between houses, along with a small trace of blood on the doorstep.
Turns out a 20-year-old man who actually lived on the premises had accidentally cut his hand on it, and there hadn't been a mass slaughter of the occupants as the firearms team, and the editor of the Echo, would have hoped for.
The owner agreed to hand the sword over to officers, even though he had no obligation to, as swords and other fantasy weapons bought before the ban on sale was put in place are perfectly legal, as long as they're not being brandished by drunken twats in pub car-parks.
Police are currently making swoosh noises and pretending to be Luke Skywalker battling the Emporer(read desk sergeant) on the bridge of the Death Star (evidence room). Remember boys, it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
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