Ninjas attack New Jersey school
0 commentsPublic schools in Barnegat, New Jersey, were 'locked down' on Wednesday when it was reported that a ninja had been spotted on the school grounds.
The ninja was spotted stalking through the woods behind an elementary school, causing mass panic and hysteria throughout the area.
The first warning bells should have gone off when the ninja was initially spotted. No real ninja would ever have been seen. Not by you, not by me, not by anybody.
The ninja turned out to be none other than a school counsellor dressed in black karate gear and carrying a plastic sword, which we all know are evil thanks to the local chip-wrapper.
The school were in complete shutdown shortly after 9am on Wednesday which lasted a full half hour, when Police say the councillor was seen 'rushing to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school'.
A real threat to society there.
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