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13 year old plays Halo with Hookers
Ralph Hardy, 13 from Newark, took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, ending in a marathon session of "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
Police were alerted when a delivery clerk became suspicious, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos, although it seems the penny only dropped when the kids asked where they could score some chicks and that they were willing to pay.
The cover for the blag was that the boys had just won a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to let off some steam. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities. We can only assume as the hookers turned up, he did actually make good on delivering the girls first.
"When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls."
The reason for the trip was simple. It turns out that it was Ralph's birthday the previous week and his dad had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
When asked why he ordered the hookers, Ralph simply said he thought that was the sort of thing you did when you won a tournament and was just keeping up appearances. They had told the girls that they were 'people of restricted growth' and as such under state law the $1000 a night girls were not allowed to discriminate against people with disabilities, and had no right to refuse them.
The girls sensing something was up and played "Halo" on the X-box with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
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