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RAF launch diamond bikini?!
29/03/08
It's a worrying time when a nations air force launches a swimwear range, but that's exactly what the RAF have done, starting with a 90th Anniversary bikini.
The swimwear is part of the RAF Collection's Spring range which is "distinctly tasteful and flattering to the figure" according to the boffins at the RAF, although it's unclear if it will make the wearer more streamlined.
At £20 for the over-the-shoulder boulder-holders and £15 for the sparkly panties it's bound to encourage even the most shy magpies out of hiding.
Thankfully no jewel encrusted male equivalent is on sale, although you can pick up some camo board shorts should you need to sneak up on someone on a surfboard, in the jungle. I don't think they thought this through, did they?
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