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Goths thrown off bus

A pair of goths were thrown off a bus operated by firm Arriva Yorkshire and barred from getting on another amid fears of passenger safety.

It's thought that by letting goths on public transport they may be able to spread their Gothic inspired clothing and dreary outlook on life into the general public leading to spates of suicides.

Bus operator Arriva denied this, claimed other passengers "could be put at risk if the bus braked sharply".

Short of lassoing other passengers with the loose end we're unsure how this could happen, but presumably all dogs will be expected to take off their leads along with ageing 80's metal fans who keep their keys on long loops of chain.

And we thought Stagecoach were a useless bunch of cowboys...

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