World News 

Too fat for New Zealand
When his work backed application was originally made his body mass index, or BMI, was 42, classing him morbidly obese.
Having gone on a crash diet to meet the entry requirements, loosing 2 inches off his equator Mr Trezise moved to New Zealand in September. His wife Rowan has also fallen fowl of the same legislation and is hoping to shed a few pounds so the couple can be re-united in NZ.
Apparently the sheep infested isle "cannot afford to import people into the country who are going to be a significant drain on our health resources."
It's just a shame the UK can't do the same, although with all the scroungers on social and housing benefits it's a little bit late for that.







