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This is the good shit

The local sheriff's intelligence bureau in Collier County has released a bulletin warning of the latest new drug to hit the streets, which is easy to produce at home, called 'Jenkem'.

The drug, also known as 'butthash' is produced by mixing urine and shit together in a jar and leaving it to ferment in the sun. The resultant fumes are reported to produce a strong high similar to ingesting cocaine.

Apparently, after inhaling this noxious mix the subject will pass out before awakening in an hallucinogenic state, but with a strong taste of shit in their mouths. Subjects describe the high as 'like talking to dead people'.

So if you fancy making your very own moonshine simply curl one out into a milk-bottle or glass jar, top up with piss and pop a balloon over the top to seal in the freshness. Leave for a couple weeks and enjoy the flavourful goodness awaiting inside.

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