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Smoking age restrictions raised

From today 16-year-old hoodlums should be finding it much harder to get their hands on a pack of precious Superkings as the Government raises the age limit for buying fags.

From today you need to be 18 years old if you want to buy a pack of cancer sticks, an attempt to reduce the amount of citizens who hooked on the tobacco filled tubes of paper.

If you're under 18, then you're going to have to get your mum to pop down the shop to get fags for you instead.