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Sea men found on love boat

It has been revealed in a tribunal that the Navy are a rum bunch of dirty buggers. Porn is a daily occurrence abord ship and simply goes with life at sea.

The Reverend Mark 'the Bish' Sharpe retired from the police and served apon HMS Albion for 4 months before the constant ship-wide orgies of 'sin and depravity' became too much for him. Joining HMS Manchester in September 2004 he found the same regime of constant masturbation and porn.

A senior officer explained "life at sea goes with porn. You need to learn to live with it".

The Rev is claiming sexual harassment and discrimination on the grounds of religious affiliation, so we can only assume he was upset that the lads didn't invite him to join in.

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