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Martians infect Peru with meteorite attack

Hundreds of people in Peru have needed medical treatment after a meteorite stuck the Earth, leaving a deep crater after impacting over the weekend near the town of Carancas in the Andes.

People who have visited scene have been complaining of headaches, vomiting and nausea after inhaling gases released from the Martian rock.

The object stuck the ground leaving a 30m (98ft) wide and 6m (20ft) deep crater which started emitting what officials described as fetid, noxious gases.

These same beasties tried a more direct attack back in February wearing their environment suits, obviously this is an attempt to convert our atmosphere to something that more closely resembles 'home' before they try again.

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