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Paedophiles rejoice

The news that all kiddie-fiddlers has been waiting for has arrived, you can now buy yourself a nice nubile 13-year-old off the net, and best of all, it's legal!

For only £25,000 you can marry one of the underage girls on marryourdaughter.org that have been placed up for 'sale' but the fundamental Christian nut-jobs who would rather buy a few extra acres for their farm than letting their daughter find true love.

"Courtney's grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. [...] She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it."

The site proudly exclaims "Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters."

"Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn't very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier."

"I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn't have done it without your site!" - Katrina K., married at 14.

OK then...

Marry our daughter