World News 
Asalted battery
07/09/07
22-year-old Patrick Hamman from Iowa has been arrested for assaulting his father with a bag of Cheetos.
Hamman picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at his father during an argument, but it seems when the bag hit Michael they caused a cut on the bridge of his nose.
In the police report the bag of Cheetos was listed as an assault weapon, so be careful bringing home your shopping as you could be charged with carrying a concealed weapon.
The report also stated that "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheetos dust" although it's unclear if he was charged with criminal damage.
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