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Yorkshire shitter caught on camera
31/07/07
After what seemed like dog mess was being deposited on a path in Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire, CCTV was set up to monitor the area, however it proved a dog was not responsible.
When officers examined the footage they found that the deposits were indeed those of one of the motorists, and not a pet pooch.
Councillor Martyn Bolt said "It subsequently became apparent that this was not an isolated occasion, but appeared to be a regular stopping-off point.
"It would appear that the man concerned regularly travelled between Birkenshaw and Brighouse and, instead of finding a public toilet, pulled up at the side of the road to do his 'business' there and then."
The driver has since been traced and the matter is now in police hands. We just hope they're wearing gloves.
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