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Fat racist bastard dies

18/06/07

Bernard Manning died today at the age of 76 in the North Manchester General Hospital, where doctors had been trying to treat a kidney problem.

The controversial comedian was best known for his part in the ITV stand-up show "The Comedians" along with Stan Boardman and Frank Carson.

His website branded him as "one of the most outrageous and successful comedians of our time".

It's been proposed that his body be preserved and used as a bouncy castle.