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Bound to make your eyes water

If ever you've wondered how well attached a pair of bollocks really are, ask Geoffery Jones from Liverpool. After an argument with a 24 year-old he had one of his chaps ripped off.

After the break up of their open relationship, the two remained good friends until the end of a house party where his ex, Amanda, tried to rekindle the relationship, well either that or just to have a quick shag. When Mr Jones refused her advances things turned nasty.

It was at this point that she apparently reached for his groin and promptly tugged hard. "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Ms Monti had completely severed his testicle from it's mooring, pulling it clean off with his pants.

A court heard how Ms Monti then put the severed bollock in her mouth and attempted to swallow it, before chocking on it and spitting it out.

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

By the time the 'pair' reached the hospital doctors were unable to re-attach the way-ward scrollock to it's previous dwelling.

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