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No more hissy-fits for Hilton

Paris Hilton has decided to stop being a stuck up posh bitch. No, really...

During her brief spell in chokey, that Hilton woman has decided to change and not to be such a gullible bint.

"I used to act dumb. That act is no longer cute" she said, "God has given me this new chance".

Oh well, so much for not being gullible.

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