Kentucky makes you fucking ill

19/08/06 -

Reports have been coming in lately that over indulgence in Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) indeed does make you fucking ill. Local boy Jeremy Norman said "the chicken bits are massive" as he tucked into his second helping.

This isn't the first time the fast food chain has come under the spotlight for the quality of the food. Other customers have said it left them feeling bloated, that they felt "fucking awful" after a meal and that they were "greasy as hell".

Some unfortunate punters also speculated that the drinks are diluted too. "I like Tango" said one, "but this tastes like watered down, syrupy piss."

KFC were unavailable for comment.

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