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Addicts told 'stop using heroin'
0 commentsAfter a London heroin user was found to have tested positive for anthrax the Health Protection Agency have advised "to cease taking heroin by any route, if at all possible".
Oxford police have riot in snow
0 commentsWhen a police van pulled up on Boars Hill in Oxford on Tuesday, Rick Latham assumed they were going to stop him from going down the hill in his Kayak, instead they joined in the fun.
Plymouth on hunt for woman flasher
0 commentsPolice and schoolboys are on the lookout for a flasher in the Laira area of Plymouth who pulls up and asks for directions before exposing herself.
Boots will sell you any old shit
1 commentOne of the Boots directors has told a committee of MPs that the store sells homoeopathic remedies not because they work, but because people are prepared to buy them.
Winscombe more progressive than Exeter
0 commentsThe parish council of Winscombe and Sandford have ended a 115-year tradition of saying Christian prayers during parish council meetings.
Plastic fantastic
0 commentsIn a shockingly distasteful move, TV 'psychic' Derek Acorah is going to try and contact Michael Jackson in a live TV séance.
Time for a panda cull says Packham
0 commentsBBC wildlife presenter Chris Packham has come out stating that the symbol of the WWF, the Panda is a doomed species and we should let go of our sentimental conservationism.
Physicist faces the music
0 commentsPhysicist Steven Hawking has been seriously injured after a dramatic three-hour siege at his exclusive Derriford property.
