Agony Aunt
Knob rot
In the past I've not been one to put it about too much but of late I've found myself taking advantage of many an opportunity presented to me. Is this a mid life crisis or am I a sex addict? I'd love to get a grip on the situation before I end up with knob rot or put my back out?!
Troubled of Exeter
OK nice small simple letter, I guess your from around these parts? You haven't really given me a lot to go on.....but as always I like a challenge!!
I'm guessing by the lovely statement of KNOB ROT that you are in fact a man, but you guys always think everything from the age of 28-40 is a mid life crisis! What would you class as a sex addict? All men think about sex every 7 seconds, so every single, normal man would be classed as a sex addict by those standards.
Every opportunity presented, doesn't mean you have to take it. As I see it, it is a test of your mind, that's why the alien's made you so special. Their special more advanced technology is probably (in the beautiful English language) going off the Richter scale.
Anyway, I'm glad you decided to come to me as by making this decision to do so, you have inadvertently answered that age old question. What does a man want?
The simple answer is, whatever happens they will always do what they want to anyway, so go knock yourself out and enjoy that knob rot and severe back ache....
- Lilu
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