Agony Aunt

A complete arse

Aunty,

I met a lovely young lass and managed whilst introducing myself managed to make a complete arse of the situation.

Now she's seeing someone else - ideal!

From a gals point of view can I fix this situation?

- Angus

Dear Angus,

I was always told that first impressions count. This is very true and it is something I have lived by. Unfortunately you haven't stated how you made a complete arse out of yourself. I can only assume you were either completely wasted and barfed all over her, or you showed her your hairy arse! You may have just chalk this one up to experience, life's a bitch isn't it!

- Lilu