Agony Aunt

The Fifth Elephant

Dear Lilu

Whilst watching Luc Besson's slightly camp scf-fi nonsense The Fifth Element tonight, I couldn't help but to notice that you share your name with one of the key characters in said film. Were your parents unduly influenced by this indulgent cobblers and set about foisting their fanaticism for the film on you, if that's not a rude question?

PS, I think I speak for us all in Exeter and the local ariel when I say your boobs are much better than Milla Jovovich's.

Cheers beers,
Davie Dave McDavedave

Hellllloooo Dave!

Ok, so this is going to be easy.

  1. The Fifth Element is not a "nonsense" film. It was one of the best films produced in 1997.

  2. You have used many big and intelligent words in your letter, however you don't seem to be smart enough to realise that the film is what, 11 years old and you seem to think I was named after one of the main characters? What 11-year-olds do you know with breasts like this? Not that smart then are we.

  3. Thanks for the compliment on my boobs (They are pretty amazing - Ed).
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- Lilu


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