Agony Aunt

Pain killer

Your boobs are distracting me but I will continue. My aunt Nancy has recently had a bit of an accident. She was carrying her computer across the road and missed the kerb and broke a bone in her ankle. It is on the mend but hurts a lot and I wonder if you had any advice for her? Where could I get her some codeine on the quiet sort of thing?

yours Sinbad McCaffrey.

Sinbad,

That's what happens when you let a woman carry a computer. Now don't everyone send me in emails calling me sexist, they are expensive pieces of equipment and should be wrapped in cotton wool and pushed around in prams to stop these things from happening.

I hope that the computer is OK and doesn't need to much surgery doing to it, to get it healthy again. The computer is in my prayers.

As for your aunt if she broke her ankle then she would have had to go to hospital and they would have given her sufficient pain relief, so you'll have no need to go Burnthouse Lane in your black hoodie looking dodgy in the middle of the night to track down illegal drugs.

Lets hope your aunt has learnt her lesson.

- Lilu