Agony Aunt

A cold breeze

Dear Fanny Merkin,

Hmm, well the only advice I can give on this delicate subject is to either, put a sock in your thong to keep out the cold (men do it to look more well endowed, not that it really works!) or maybe wear more than one pair to keep it warm. The only reason I think that you could be getting a cold fúff is because maybe you have done a Britney, Paris or a Lohan - going out with no knickers on? So not a good look.

We all know that us woman have to go through a certain amount of pain for fashion, but having a cold fúff is not one that I could put up with I'm afraid. You have a few options there, or maybe your beaver would consider growing its hair back for the winter?

Yeah thought not....

- Lilu