Agony Aunt

Stranger, STRANGER!

Dear Lilu

as i know who u really are i can back you up and comfirm to all your loyal fans that they are indeed yer breasts....i applaud them as they're are still truly outstanding

bob the raver

Why thank you for the back up, although if you know me you will also know that back up is not required. I am however a very popular young lady and know many people and I am disappointed in the fact that you felt you could not use your real name.

So this is all the attention you are getting.

Muppet.

- Lilu