Agony Aunt

A little curious

Dear Lilu

You said something about the clocktower in your reply. I don't get your general drift my dear. The one in North Tawton is quite nice but what has that to do with me old darlin polishin my german helmet?

Also a young chap down the park loos asked me if I fancied a stroll down the Bournville Boulevard. Bloody weirdo if you ask me. Bin on the waccy baccy I expect. I like your knockers,

best wishes, Alf.

Ok so I will admit that when I wrote that I took the advice from the Editor. So you blame him for that one.

The reference was purely meant that if you get frustrated with the wife not doing as you would like, or fed up with asking if she will polish your German helmet, you can go down there and they will give you whatever you want for $5.

Old men in toilets, you wanna be careful as you can get a bad reputation for doing that, ask George Michael about it. I'm sure he would love to swap stories with you.

This will explain more.

Well I'm sure we will hear from you again sometime..

- Lilu