Agony Aunt
A sticky situation
After 50 years of marriage I finally convinced the old lady to 'have a chew'. I don't think she swallowed though as she kept her teeth in. It turns out that she was worried that I wouldn't respect her anymore. So I wonder if you can give me some advice as to how I can reassure me old darlin?
Ta very much from Alf and the old cocksucker.
Dear Alf and the old cocksucker,
WOW it took you 50 years to get your missus to give you a blow job?? How did you finally convince her, dip it in Honey?
Sorry, got a little bit carried away there. I should be shocked, but then thinking about it, you were brought up in a different era. You see it's the norm these days for oral sex to take place within a relationship and as we all know it's bloody great!
The only advice I can give you is to reassure your wife that you do respect her, after 50 years together I would hope that you do, so it shouldn't be too hard. Oral sex should only take place if you both are comfortable with doing it to each other. Maybe she felt that it was something new and she wanted to do it properly. Have you drunk from your wifes furry cup before? Maybe she'd like that?
A couple should always be able to talk about their sexual relationship, this can lead (over time) to be comfortable with everything that you want to do to each other, resulting in a great sex life.
As for your wife not swallowing, I have an inkling as to why she wouldn't want to. Maybe it was because she had never done that before and wasn't exactly sure how to react when you shot your load. I remember the first time I gave a blow job. When you suddenly have a mouthful of cum your initial reaction is to spit it out. There can be a lot of it! Of course now I'm used to it, I swallow all the time.
Hope this helps somewhat, keep us all informed of how things go, and if all else fails you could always pop down to the clock tower.
- Lilu
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