Agony Aunt

Thrup'ny bits

Hello there Alex,

Thank you for your letter (short as it was).

I know that a lot of my fans will be disappointed to find that my breasts have now been fully covered up, but I am doing it for a good reason. As you may have noticed there is an advert at the top of the page for a t-shirt company call Houbou, they very kindly sent us some t-shirts for advertising their website here, so I thought it was only fair that I return the favour and showed you all how great it looked on.

I would also like to point out that you obviously haven't looked at the picture close enough as it does not say Coca Cola, the bastards wouldn't sponsor me, it doesn't matter how great my breasts are. It says Soy Una Chica Loca.

10 points if you can tell me what that means?

I know that it doesn't beat the picture that was already there, but I'm sure that if you keep looking at the site my picture will change back at some point.

If it offends you that greatly then you will have to bring it up with the editor after all he is God and it is his decision what goes on the website. I'm know he won't feel too sorry for you though, as he gets to see "that beautiful cleavage" everyday.

To answer your question, yes they are indeed my breasts, they are also 100% natural. No plastic or chicken fillets here I'm afraid.

- Lilu