Agony Aunt

What to wear

Dear Jim,

Having read your letter several times just to try and understand exactly what it is your trying to say, and not at all well I might add! I have finally come to the conclusion that it's not that some girls know what to wear, and some don't (chav's take note this is directed at you), it's that Summer has arrived and the short skirts and bikini's are being dragged out of the wardrobes, therefore more and more flesh is being exposed.

So basically in your email you are saying how beautiful it is that half of this cities population is walking round like they would on a porn set. I really don't blame you though, it is nice to see a nice pair of tits bobbing up and down in front of you as you go about your boring day to day life.

As we all know men have no dress sense at all, not because they can't be bothered, well most guys anyway. It's because they are scared to wear what looks good on them.

Take gay guys for example, they manage to keep themselves looking good by knowing and taking the time to find out what looks good and suits them. They seem to have captured the envy of most men in the way they dress, I know a few straight guys who model themselves on gay men, because they know its what the ladies like.

Anywho I have gone on a little bit here, but I think you get my point. Enjoy the rest of the Summer and don't forget to take your binoculars out with you wherever you go this Summer, I'm sure there will be the odd bird that you can stare at from a distance. Please though, try not to walk into any lampposts or get run over because you weren't looking where you were going.

Consult your doctor or physician before taking out your binoculars, as it can be fatal to you health.

- Lilu