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The Fifth Elephant
Whilst watching Luc Besson's slightly camp scf-fi nonsense The Fifth Elemen...

Pain killer
Your boobs are distracting me but I will continue. My aunt Nancy has recent...

The Santa clause
Contrary to common belief there are in fact many Santas and this one has a ...

A cold breeze
Hello, Please can you help - my beaver has lost all of its hair, and now i...

Santa's little helper
Any ideas what I can get "the Mrs" for Christmas? Don't think my credit ca...

A fart in a car
I'm not one for writing into agony columns, but feel that I now need a new ...

I'm one of you!
I have been reading your column with interest and feel compelled to write a...

Wanker
I know who you are too Lilu, I think that you and you fellas work is excell...

Stranger, STRANGER!
as i know who u really are i can back you up and comfirm to all your loyal ...

A little curious
You said something about the clocktower in your reply. I don't get your gen...

A sticky situation
After 50 years of marriage I finally convinced the old lady to 'have a chew...